August 23, 2010
Day 348: What Goes Around Comes Around: a Story.
Today, I was supposed to follow a series of steps, starting with giving $20 to a tramp. The problem with this is that I don’t know of any tramps. Out of luck again, I guess.
August 22, 2010
Day 347: Today Make a Speech.
I saw a video on Youtube today about how the internet should win the nobel peace prize. Thinking that the statement was absolutely ridiculous, I made a video in which I gave a speech on why I disagree with it.
August 21, 2010
Day 346: Today Plan for Your Old Age.
Today was fairly easy for me to do since I think about my future all of the time. I’d like to work in the movies as a director and producer until I’m old and write novels on the side. When I retire, I will then spend my money traveling the world.
August 20, 2010
Day 345: Today Collect Your Belly Button Fluff and Send It In.
Well, the makers of the book made a pretty crucial mistake when coming up with this page… They didn’t include the address of the place to send the belly button lint to!
August 19, 2010
Day 344: We Have Hidden $1,000 in this Tree.
Today I was supposed to retrieve the money from this tree if I was to find it. I couldn’t find this tree is located (Chances are that it’s somewhere in the United Kingdom, where this book was made.) I would have dug it up myself if I found it, but unfortunately I did not.
August 17, 2010
Day 342: Pre-Feminism Day.
I couldn’t really do anything “Pre-Feminism” seeing as how I don’t have a “Lady friend” to do it with, so I just held the doors open for girls today… which I do on a normal basis…
August 16, 2010
Day 341: Magic of Xmas Day.
For today, I just had to convince a child that Santa Claus is real. I was at my dad’s house for a few days, so I was around Juliette. She was easy to convince since she already does believe in Santa Claus. All that I had to do was reassure her.
August 15, 2010
Day 340: Do Something Kinky Today.
I had to pick something “kinky” from the list of things mentioned in the book to do. I couldn’t do anything sex related since I don’t have a partner to do it with, so I was left with only one other option; Get turned on by the smell of flowers. It just would not work (Not surprisingly) so I was out of luck for today.
August 14, 2010
Day 339: Carnivorous Day!
Today I had to eat nothing but meat. My friend Kayla didn’t seem to appreciate this day very much because she’s a vegetarian, but I didn’t have much of a problem with it. I just had a cheeseburger for dinner and a turkey sub for lunch. :]